The House of Hardcore!
Extreme in All Things, and Damn Proud!
Hi there, and welcome to the home of Lewis Smith's House of Hardcore Rants, straight outta Yahoocities. Pissing off nearly everyone at one time or another since 1998.
I'll do the knee-jerk thing and tell ya now--if you're under 18, go to another site while us grownups do grownup things, like Rant like drunken madmen. All the rest may freely enter the saucy puppet show beyond. Don't even bother suing me, I have no money.
All the porno people, I hate to dissapoint, but the only "adult" content is the Rants. You leave now too.
All Text, art, Rants, raves, clips, shaves, opinions, etc. are the sole and soul property of Lewis Smith, copyright 2001. Any person, place, thing, company, organization or anything else is gonna find out just how serious I take my work, because I will eat you for breakfast.
Feel free to e-mail me a Shadophnix@hotmail.com
I'll do the knee-jerk thing and tell ya now--if you're under 18, go to another site while us grownups do grownup things, like Rant like drunken madmen. All the rest may freely enter the saucy puppet show beyond. Don't even bother suing me, I have no money.
All the porno people, I hate to dissapoint, but the only "adult" content is the Rants. You leave now too.
All Text, art, Rants, raves, clips, shaves, opinions, etc. are the sole and soul property of Lewis Smith, copyright 2001. Any person, place, thing, company, organization or anything else is gonna find out just how serious I take my work, because I will eat you for breakfast.
Feel free to e-mail me a Shadophnix@hotmail.com
